They call it “Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment”. I call it a material misrepresentation. I do not know what the Maple Leafs play but watching them makes it difficult to recognize as a sport and it sure is not entertainment (not for me anyway).

The pretense of the sport of hockey or entertainment going on at the Air Canada Centre when the Maple Leafs play is a material misrepresentation which ought to create cause for a class action suite.

Sue The Fallacious ‘Maple Leafs’

Never mind a civil action, where are our prosecutors? Send out the police to arrest the Maple Leafs, their management and the board of directors. For what crime you ask?

Fraud. Fraud is a criminal offence. It consists of the obtaining of value through trickery or deceit. The Maple Leafs have sold us shirts and hats and tickets and hotdogs and most deceitfully of all, Maple Leaf TV, under the false pretense of providing hockey or sport entertainment. Baloney, it is not even entertaining to watch a good team beat up on the Leafs. I feel fleeced, robbed, and after the last Carolina game, raped.

There appears to be a conspiracy to deny fans value and satisfaction. It is criminal.

This conspiracy apparently extends to the establishment of a monopoly. It has been reported that the Maple Leafs are opposed to any new NHL team in southern Ontario.

They want to be the only team. Blackberry Balsillie has been blackballed; on the surface by the NHL, but perhaps more specifically, by the Maple Leafs and their influence on the League.

Maple Leafs Are dead; now ‘Maple Losers’

As you can see there are many legal issues that flow from the Maple Leafs loss/loss record and their disregard for fans: criminal, civil, commercial law issues. There are also grave medical issues. Why? Because the Maple Leafs are dead. They need to be pronounced dead. They exhibit none of the tell tale indicia of life. They do not respond to stimuli. They do not engage in self locomotion. They do not grow or adapt. They reproduce nothing but losses and failure. They are dead. Call the coroner. It looks like murder. Was the perpetrator Harold Ballard? Current ownership or management? Was it the fans who disregarded decades of mediocrity without demanding more.

I demand more. Since the Maple Leafs are dead, I shall no longer refer to them as such. I will, from now on, refer only to the Maple Losers and I will boycott them. For the sake of justice, I urge you to do the same.